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A woke alternative to the traditional "bro". One who is in touch with his feelings, cares about others, yet one who wears snap-backs and frequently used terms like "dude". Adheres to the Alt-Bro Code.
"He's not your typical guy, more like alt-bro or something... Kinda weird, but in a good way."
Dude 1: "Hey, get some veggies in ya."
Dude 2: "Stop being such an Alt-Bro!"
Dude 1: "I just care about ya, buddy."
Dude: "Where do you work?"
Alt-Bro: "I just go where my heart takes me."
Dude: "I have no idea what you're talking about."
Read more: Alt-Bro Code
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A coworker with whom you are only interact with at work.
Scott and Doug are the best work bro's, but they never talk off the clock.
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kind of what you'd expect a bro to be in appearance with his white boy saggy clothes and flat rimmed cap but he says things like "dude, taylor swift is so attractive. i bet she is a good cuddler". typical presentation of masculinity but is soft at heart
I was surprised to hear that Ethan's favorite artist is Taylor Swift, he is such a soft bro.
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When a group of up to three male spring breakers come together on a cruise ship to form a "brotherhood" with the intentions of hanging out at all times, sleeping in the same room, and working together to secure all possible sexual opportunities with female spring breakers aboard said cruise ship. Chants of "1 2 3 WINGMEN!" are often ritualistic proceedings before entering the dancefloor.
They barely knew each other before that spring break cruise, but they became norwegian bros by the third day.
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One who drives a bmw with white interior leather, balks at dehumanizing hookers and overal douchey appearance to impress everyone around him with the finance firm he works for
Hes a straight finance bro, only cares about money and hoes
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The male equivalent of a ho train. 3 or more bros chillin together, working the beer pong table, and playing Mario Kart.
There is generally a conductor who can be identified by such aggressive phrases as "Where's your beer bro?" and "Come on bro, one more round!" The opposite of this is the caboose, who tags along at the end of train, asking where the train is going and getting paper towels for the pong table.
"What are you doing tonight?"
"Oh you know, the bro train is rolling over and we're going to power hour or maybe play bet your liver"
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1) an affirmation of a statement.
2) to express sarcasm for a statement or question.
1) Kyle: You wanna come party tonight?
Russ: Sure bro.
2) Ginger: I survived ebola. twice.
Alex: Sure bro.
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