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1. To get right to the task at hand before anything else happens.
1. Now that that's out of the way, let's skip the middleman and dive in dick-first.
A title referring to media personality, sexpert and sex educator Lola Bastinado, bestowed upon her by underground Gotham, acknowledging the great respect for her status among the adult alternative lifestyles.
The prestigious Sybarite Awards is produced by the First Lady Of Lifestyle, Lola Bastinado.
The First Lady Of Lifestyle, Lola Bastinado can be seen on Playboy TV
When you walk in to a toilet cubicle at work realising someone else has just been there and you can only hold your breath for so long.
The First Sniff of Death is that first breath.
Buddy: "You look a bit pale. Everything ok?"
Me: "I went to the can and realised too late that Colin had just been in before me. The First Sniff of Death melted my sinuses and have permanently damaged my nostrils and lungs".
refers to love at first sight. jizz at first sight means that you jizz in first sight of looking at a girl who is attractive or a girl who can get you turned on
i saw this girl in hotters the other day and i jizz at first sight
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The supposed grading advantage of a student that has been scheduled or volunteered to present an oral presentation first (i.e. before anyone else). This comes from the assumption that as the teacher critiques each report, he/she grades the later ones with increasing scrutiny until the last student is doomed to a mediocre grade if the report is any less than perfect (this student has the Last Presenter's Disadvantage).
Jack: "Dude, how did Gracie get a better grade than me? Her voice was like a dying cow and she completely left out Lincoln's involvement in the Civil War."
Danny: "She had the First Presenter's Advantage, man. Plus, yours kind of sucked anyway."
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the mild jealousy you feel when someone is experiencing for the first time something you love
"Maura has never read/watched Harry Potter, and she's just now starting Book One...ughhh #firsttimeenvy"
"George was really excited to introduce me to that album; I could tell he was feeling first-time envy."
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A mutual physical attraction between two shallow yet attractive individuals with a complete disregard for personality. Likely to be responsible for many failed marriages.
When Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie met, it was love at first sight.
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