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Nature stroking

masturbating in a forest

Jack got caught nature stroking by a man walking his dog

by nature stroker & floor shitter November 1, 2018


Natural Swag

When you put that shit on without trying. Swag is on another level 🔥

First person “I copied his outfit how come it doesn’t fit me like how it fits him” The Reply “it’s because he has natural swag bro”

“I put this shit on without trying because of that natural swag I have”

“Yo zag how come when I copied your outfit it doesn’t hit the same” “natural swag bro”

by Zagbros7 December 7, 2024


Human nature

A response when people say "Why, why?"

Mike: Why, why?
Jenny: Because it's human nature.
Mike: Why, why, does she do me like that?

by OPOIPOIPOIOP{ March 8, 2024


Human nature

A simple response when people ask "Why, why?" This response is usually followed by with "Why, why, does he do me that way?" Commonly found in a song in Michael Jackson's "Thriller" album, although it is seldom used in conversations.

Jenny: Why, why?
Kelly: Because it's human nature.
Jenny: Why, why, does he do me that way?

by OPOIPOIPOIOP{ March 12, 2024


naturalize

To Rebuke, Redact, Or Exonerate Of The Natural Natures Of Cultures, And Biological Living Organisms.
To Naturalize A Natural Existence In The Likeness Of Social Synthesis.

The Mineral Was Exhausted, And The Population Was Naturalized Due To The Restriction Demands Of
Resources.

To Re-Organize Of The Natural Order Of Structure, Within An Order Classification Of Chaos.

A News Article Read, We Were Forced To Naturalize, A Dear Friend, "Alias-Formed-Mathimatical-Error"
As He Is Departed, From This The Electronic Era.

As For Me, The Ideals Of Chaos And Structure Are As Pronounced As Astrological Formulations,
If To Naturalize Is To Decree Then, To Exist Is To Die.

by SetzeroInoAlazoGiannani December 11, 2019


crimes against nature

Having sex with an animal, mineral or vegetable.

Me: I saw that you got picked up for crimes against nature.

Jorge: I know. I tapped a squirrel last weekend.

by Urban Parker January 27, 2017


Nature's Joystick

The penis - Best used when referencing masturbation.

1 - Dude, that guy must really love video games
2 - Nah, he was up all night playing with Nature's Joystick
1 - HA! Just like Quagmire when he discovered Internet porn.

by Spud Money July 20, 2013