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Cumulative stupidity resulting from a potent combination of unjustified entitlement, middling to low IQ, constant unchecked proximity to other vapid airheads, forced upward inflection, and the mistaken feelings of contribution despite providing little to no actual value to society observed exclusively in condescending coastal California dwellers.
Did you hear Rhett ask the whole crew to Google how much 23 grams of Carbon weighs and nobody caught it? God, they're all so California dumb.
During doggy style sex, the man begins by lighting up a cigarette and then sticking the butt end of the lit cigarette into his partner's anus so it sticks out like a birthday candle. The man must now race against time to finish so that he can extinguish the cigarette by ejaculating on it before it burns all the way down and burns his partners anus.
I gave my wife a California Fireman this weekend but I wasnt able to finish in time so she has a burned asshole now.
I heard Derrick has the California Flu...
Yeah, he's a goner.
1. A Fat female that’d be good looking if she wasn't morbidly obese.
2. A Fat Blunt from California
Shaq: Yo that girls a snack !
Abraham Lincoln: She’s too big for you bro. She’s a whole buffet !
A California Cow is A Fat female that’d be good looking if she wasn't morbidly obese .
The act of two men are on the beach and tie their erect penises around one anothers.
hey hun, while we're laying here wanna do a California knot?
it is california in ohio
holy smokes dude thats california in ohio
A unit of Time that equals to 10 minutes
My boi took 2 California minutes to get here.