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During sex between a man and a woman, the man starts singing "A Whole New World" from Aladdin. As the girl is stunned, grab her by her pubic hair and drag her across the room.
"I gave my princess a magic carpet ride last night, she was screaming the entire way."
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To earn over £36 hour, so called because you would earn less walking on a floor covered in pennies and picking up 1 a second.
I don't know what his rate is but he's definetly on a penny carpet.
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Dropping facts as you walk through a crowded area. Similar to crop dusting, but to a higher level, usually accompanied with sharts.
"Look at the people cringe while they are trying to finish their Christmas shopping. I wonder what's wrong."
"Oh, I carpet bombed that whole area. BTW, I need to find a garbage can for my underwear."
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When you've achieved a high that makes you float around.
Dude were you riding the magic carpet with me?
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A Magic Carpet Ride is a sexual event where a guy takes four quarters of windowpane, gets spit-roasted by five or more different dudes, and is continually sucked off by several others, while being filmed on peoples' cell-phones. This often lasts for 8 - 12 hours.
Oh WOW! The other cadets in my pod gave me a Magic Carpet Ride last night, and I've been tasting and shitting cum all day!
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A Magic Carpet Ride is a sexual event that occurs between several guys. Everyone takes some windowpane, and then they spit-roast the carpet-rider while another guy sucks his dick. Others can watch and/or take cell-phone videos to share with their friends.
Some other cadets in the dorm gave me a Magic Carpet Ride Saturday night - - all night long!
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A magic Carpet ride is when your doing a chick and donkey punch her. You then ride her down the stairs.
I had a Magic Carpet Ride with my girlfriend down the spiral staircase.
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