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Even though nobody is going to admit it, we've all been there. Maybe you're alone, in class, or on national television; maybe you thought there'd be enough time to run to the crapper; or maybe you deemed that fart “safe.” Unfortunately for you, your underpants (if you're wearing them), and those around you (if there are people around), you just shat yourself.
You may not need this guide right now, but you will later. So take note. Maybe even bookmark it. But listen and learn, people.
Step 1: Diagnose the Potential Shit
I bet he pulled a nigga carrot
To ejaculate into the anal cavity of an individual with red hair.
"Tim really put some Nuts in the carrot cake last night."
When you are fucking your girl and she squeezes her vagina lips so tight that it cute off circulation causing it to turn orangeish red
hey man my girl was biting the carrot the other night!
Didn't it hurt?
A carrot lover is someone who has a fetish for redheaded people or tends to often have sex with gingers specifically
Invalid if the person is ginger himself
"That girl is such a carrot lover, every boyfriend of hers is a ginger"
"Are you a carrot lover? I'm not really into redheads"
Opposite of snow bunnies, black guys who only like and hang with white girls
Girl 1: Oh my god, I wanna go for Jordan
Girl 2: Don’t, he’s a snow carrot, only goes for white girls
When a someone drinks carrot juice and then pisses on somebody in a sexual manner.
Why did you come here? Why did you look up golden carrot?
The nether regions of a ginger person
Person 1: How'd you get on with that bird you left with last night?
Person 2: Ah man, I tongue punched that carrot cake