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When you take a shit and leave it for the next person to discover it
I had to poop so bad in the Waffle House. When I walked in there was a Christopher Columbus starring at me!
Christopher Columbus (verb) to pompously offer up old, established information as if it is newsworthy or profound.
“Brian Christopher Columbused the entire band about the history of the blues after watching a documentary over the weekend.
A fagg0t that is situated in Alabama
Normal ducking person: “hello how are ya?”
Chris the f4g 👨🏻: “FIFI!!”
Normal ducking person: “uhh…”
That would be considered a normal conversation with a Christopher in Alabama
A woke dude going nuts in public. An SJW dude acting crazy. A crazy Darren.
Man! Look at that guy going off on those Trump supporters. He's nuts! It must be Christopher Woken.
(noun)
1. When a player’s enjoyment of a survival or exploration game is ruined because someone else discovered or built something first. It’s not about competition—it’s about the emotional need to feel like the first to explore it themselves.
“Bro, I wanted to find that cave myself—total Christopher Columbus Effect.”
When a woman is sitting down pooping, the man kisses the woman and begins to pee between her legs.
Helen asked if we cooked Christopher calamitous more often.
When some asks you something and you reply with, “the real question is, why are you so (the opposite of what they asked.)”
Dumb person: “why are you so tall?”
Chris: “The real question is why are you so short?”
Jacobi: “yo he just pulled a Christopher Swan!”