A more refined form of argumentation from simpler times. Unlike modern argument, where one party seeks to assert emotional dominance over the other through the employment of manipulative tactics, classical argument involves the pure exchange of information and growth of one's own understanding of the world. The outcome of a classical argument is the mutual growth of logical fluency, where both parties are able to recognize flaws in their own reasoning and leave with an improved philosophical maturity.
"We had a classical argument about the nature of free will in my philosophy class yesterday. It was super informative and really fun!"
Dumb shit you don't remember saying or doing.
Orlando went to McDonald's drive through at 2 am and ordered 40 chicken mcnuggets that he didn't remember eating. Classic Orlando
When one farts in a tennis can over a period of time, saving up the gas to form a deadly release of intestinal toxins to share with whom ever a person reisdes with once that person has passed out/ fallen asleep. Particularly effective with small children who have a tendancy cry as a result of the experience but is nevertheless, hillarious.
I went to Taco Bell for lunch and then I pulled a Wimbledon Classic on my five year old.
A classic cut is the original way of slicing the bread for Subway(tm) sandwiches, achieved by slicing off a u-shaped section of bread off the top of the bun.
"I'll get a footlong meatball" -customer
"would you like regular or classic cut?" -Subway(tm) sandwich artist
"Classic cut, please" -customer
when someone simply jizzes inside of the anus, and gets gonnariah
Wow, did you see that Phantom_Lazer7 Classic Luke did to Adysson??
(adj.) People who thinking about yed all day.
josh: Do yo know that guy jefff ? He so horny he keep taking about yed hee dog and hee cat everyday even Buddhist Holy day can't stop him .I really don't get it
peter : that just a classic tita
Do you know Sunny Leone, the "classically trained actress".