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after completing that famous "chilli dog", the man and woman both enjoy a feast of your leftovers. (leftovers being the shitty mess on the woman's chest)
woman: wow i sure and hungry, wanna go out to sizzlers?
man: no i'm ok, i am still full from when we cleaned the plate. but it is a nice gesture though...
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When your mom is about to check your phone so you wipe everything bad on it
"yo dude you should clean wipe those porn tabs" "why?" "cause your mom going to check your phone later"
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When two dudes go back to back and hit theirs butts together so that their boners clap between their legs.
Tom and jerry got in the showers and started cleaning the erasers until they both came
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To give thoroughly good oral sex.
"Did you guys do it?"
"Nah, but she clean shined it."
"Awesome."
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Bitch ass people that get scared easy a.k.a. Clean Teens
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While playing a First Person Shooter the Cleaning Crew is a player(s) who takes high ground (ex: roof top) and snipes out enemies that are closing in behind the player(s) on the ground. The ground player either missed these enemies the first time though or the enemies just spawn after the player passes a certain point.
Dave: Man, I hate shooter games! The enemies always sneak up and kill me from behind.
Tom: Dude, you just need a good cleaning crew to watch your back.
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a type of household cleaner that is free. it's especially useful for those hard to reach areas, and it's strength depends on what you drink. still don't know what it is? it's your pee! for best results, you should be a dude.
My brother left the worst skid marks in the toilet bowl. I'm gonna have to use some pister clean
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