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When one takes a condom, fills it with diet coke and freezes it. The Diet Coke Condom can be used as a weapon for self-defense or as a dildo, it has other uses too.
The Diet Coke Condom was invented by popular manga bishonen schoolboy Rodrick Heffley as a weapon against his younger brother Manny-kun.
Rodrick has filled a condom with Diet Coke, froze it, and bashed Manny over the head with it. Manny has fucking died. The Diet Coke Condom is a deadly weapon.
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When a person of very large frame drinks Diet Coke with there meals.
WFAN commentator Mike Francesia is a diet coke fatso. We all know one and laugh every time.
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what you say when you realize your drinking diet coke and not regular coke.
"Holy shit this is Diet fucking coke"
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a way to smoke weed. first, take any normal can, and make a bend in it halfway through, steep enough to hold weed in it. then, with a knife, make 3 slits in the can and place the weed there. take a lighter, light the weed, and place your mouth on the hole you would usually drink from. inhale
we didnt have a piece so we made a coke can pipe
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When you pour 1/2g of cocaine onto a well used prostitutes anus then on your command she flatuates to drive the blow up your nose.
getting high has never smelt so bad as when i had a milligan coke nose.
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1. Someone who cant go one day (or one hour) without drinking a diet coke.
2. Someone who goes to the bathroom frequently as a result of drinking too much diet coke.
3. A person who is skinny because they use diet coke as a way to feel full, instead of eating food.
"You drank that whole pack of diet coke already?! Its only been in the fridge for one day! You are such a diet coke head!"
-She is always running off to the bathroom.
-Yeah shes such a diet coke head.
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Big boobs, skinny waist and big hips - varies a little from the hourglass figure in that coke bottle bodies are a little fuller in the booty than on top.
"She's got the booty and that tiny waist... Perfect coke bottle body"
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