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When a group of guys see who can hold his genitals in a glass of ice water the longest.
Girl #1: Where are the boys?
Girl #2: Oh God. They went into the kitchen for a round of cold dipping; Lex claims he's the world champion or something.
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When you have the squirts and while sitting on the toilet you have one solid piece of shit come out before the flood gates open.
Jake: What took you so long?
Dustin: Popped a cold suzy
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A COLD ERASER is when you have coke/meth dick and you or your partner has to pull on it for up to 3 hours before it’s becomes somewhat impressive.
This hooker came over and pulled my cold eraser after a quag hit
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1. The act of putting someone's "member in a block of ice and then smashing it," a fighting technique developed by the Eskimo people. -Bill Hader in Documentary Now
2. The act of sucker-punching someone with great force, usually knocking them out.
"The Eskimos are a wily lot. Though they were smaller than him they clobbered him. They ended up shoving snow up his butt and cold cocking him." -Bill Hader in Documentary Now
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Not had sex for a very long time and REALLY want it
Steve: Dude i'm runnin so cold i gonna get frostbite
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The act of dropping a stanky poop, putting it in a ziploc bag, storing it in the freezer until it turns into a popsicle, then having your girlfriend or whore use it as a masterbatory device.
I haven't shat in a week because my girl really wants a cold sherman tonight!
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A girl that is not interested in having sex and does not accept sexual advances.
Yo dude forget about that party its full of cold turkeys.
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