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The bland, mediocre, talentless, unfunny, and totally forgettable "Generic-Ass White Boy" who hosts that shitty news segment that nobody watches on "saturday night live". Looks like a reject from "The Book of Mormon" cast. While Jost is NOWHERE NEAR as talentless, mediocre, and unfunny as his mind-numbingly irritating predecessor, "jimmy fallon"; he is still extremely annoying in the sense that he is yet another prime example of a TRULY "C-Tier Entertainer" (at best) being undeservedly propped up in showbusiness by Lorne Michaels' & his INFAMOUS taste in bland, milktoast comedians. Basically, it's the same bullshit that ADAM SANDLER pulls for some of his more "talentless showbiz pals" — kevin james, david spade, rob schneider, etc.
HEALTH & SAFETY WARNING: Watching Colin Jost's "Bland, Uninspired, Limp-Dicked Comedy" has been known to cause PERMANENT impotence in male viewers.
An absolute chad.
He's hilarious and a god FPS gamer you do not want to play against.
You have to hide your mom / sister & daughter whenever he is around as he is the best pussy magnet around.
Oh shit , it's Colin Chua. Better uninstall my game before I lose.
I don't care if I get this job, I'm going to Colin mcgregor it.
To intentionally slur or defame someone under the pretext of being a friend.
To shit-stir because you can.
Why is Fred so pissed off?
Oh, Sandra is Doing a "Colin" and telling him everyone hates his new haircut.
To waste a court of law's time amd resources by unnecessarily filling a lawsuit againts your ex for breaking up with you
I will not hesitate to pull a colin pereira on you,
i'll be pulling a colin pereira on you as soon as you walk out the door
Usually a gay male, who hides his sexuality. Likes avocados and silver dildos. Eats dick, but only on weekends. He wishes to be a engineer when older.
Dad : Hey bud what you doing
Colin Johnson : Definitely not being gay dad.
Dad : Ok love you son
Colin Johnson : BYE!
I know that kid! hes a fucking jackass! j/k hes awesome! I see him pwning people on the net all the time.