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When New Zealand that was hell-bent to stamping Covid out has been humbled by the highly contagious delta variant, which forces the “hermit nation” to give up her zero Covid strategy in eradicating community transmission.
“Fortress New Zealand,” which has one of the strictest border rules in the world, has been breached, and with one of the lowest Covid-19 vaccination rates in the OECD, are Kiwis, who have been languishing in a year-long Covid prison, prepared to live with Covid-🇳🇿?
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When your partner is eating your ass and your balls are draped over their nose covering both their nose and their mouth, making it difficult to breathe, and all they can smell is ass.
"I gave my girlfriend a Covid Facemask and almost killed her."
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When you abruptly leave a gathering of more than 10 people during the pandemic without saying goodbye.
Yo, I’m about to do a covid goodbye. This party has a little too much corona in the air. I’m out.
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These are the people that are asymptomatic and have the covid 19 virus unknowingly. They refuse to do a few simple things like wearing a mask and social distancing to stop the spread of the virus.
Come on everyone, we all have to work together to stop this virus. Please stop being a covid spreader and help save the lives of others by wearing a mask.
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When somebody gets Covid-19 4 TIMES??!??!? You kinda have to be stupid to do this.
Guy 1: Hey, why you so down?
Guy 2: I got Corona for the 4th time! I'm one of the rare Covid-76 people.
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Anybody who locks themselves away from society due to being afraid of catching covid
Emily refused to leave her room as she was covid scared.
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Noun; a man who gives his significant other Covid-19
I was feeling fine till I got sick from my Covid-Daddy
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