monkey crap

The crap(feces) of a monkey or other primate.

Ew, WTF this tastes like monkey crap.

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crap faced

A redneck term generally used to describe the effects of excessive alcohol consumption.

Last night I drank pert-near a whole 12er of Natty Ice. I pissed the bed cus i was so CRAP FACED.

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holy crap

A surprise word that people these days would use.

HOLY CRAP is that a chicken?????!!!!!!!

Holy crap that person needs some milk!

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crap dusting

Farting while walking or walking while farting. (silent or audible)

I crap dusted my way down the sidewalk.

I was crap dusting as I walked away from her.

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Crap-Ass

A word used hen something totally sucks and things arent going the way you planned.

Uhhhhh this is so crap-ass I've been stuck on this stupid ride for an hours

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crock of crap

Jim's attempt to intimidate.

Jim thinks he's going to be win the biggest loser but in fact his trash talk is a crock of crap.

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rap is crap

Phrase created by stereotypical, nigga-hatin', punk-rock lovin, cracker-ass bitches who haven't heard true rap.

White guy: "Rap is crap."

Other guys: "You just say that because you haven't heard true rap." (puts in Mos Def)

White guy: "Ohh...Okay I change my mind."

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