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Crystal's Luke

Luke is a guy, usually a red head who is obsessed with one girl and one girl only. (Crystal) So basically, a simp. He overuses the word cool but really loves whoever he likes. (Crystal) He trusts whoever he likes, (Crystal,) and has nothing to hide. Also, he goes to girl he likes best friend (Ava) and tells her on a daily how cool Crystal is cause he's a simp. Also, all Ava is used for is to express his love for her. (Crystal.) Also he apparently is very excited to get his license.

Yo Ava, who is he?

Oh Crystal's Luke, he's this guy who is a simp for Crystal and thinks she's VERY cool.

by avadabest1 November 26, 2021


Crystal Brain

A person that's so much of an idiot that you could actually see through their brain, and of course there is no brain cells.

John: I just broke your cat's leg for fun!
Miranda: You fucking crystal brain, you're so fucking stupid that everyone, even the stupid know you're stupid

by LoogieSolos April 3, 2022


Crystal Atkin

A girl who has the beauty of an angel but the voice of a dying seal

Crystal Atkin vera teqred

by asianhead2230 April 16, 2020


catch a crystal

Originally for Chicago

When u telling someone to pay attention

Listen it’s important

Man -Hey catch a crystal

Friend-What’s the biz fam

by #Molife05# September 9, 2018


Crystal Rock

When you’re having anal sex and right as the man is about to finish, you start to shit, and he ejaculates on the shit, thus creating a crystal rock.

Yo Caitlin, I heard Max gave you a crystal rock last week!

by maxwellkona4 February 27, 2021


Crystal "Ide close it"

Named "Crystal Ide" at birth, a person who is proficient in the art of closing deals, and is therefore named, Crystal "Ide close it."

Danny Wojcicki removed Crystal "Ide close it" from the group.

by jmcclure26 January 10, 2018


happy crystals

The crystalline form of methamphetamine

I was having a hard day today until my guy delivered my happy crystals to me; nothing beats that euphoric feeling!

by BekahBooVT July 16, 2019