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The Crimson Curse

Whilst once having sexual intercourse with a person of red hair, you come to find out they have given you an STD.

In college I slept with this girl named Becky and she gave me the Crimson curse. I had to go to the doctor for checkups and medicine every week!

by Mars rover July 26, 2015


Noobly Curse

Being very inconsistent beyond reasonable doubt. Every now and again breaking free, satisfying your full needs without the inconsistency, yet the curse never leaves and after these break-throughs of happiness you are shot down back to your inconsistent ways of failing and sadness.

Note: This curse is unpredictable and has no cure.

Person #1: Yo I can't play this game at the moment.
Person #2: Your noobly curse at that stage again?
Person #1: Yea, I'll try tomorrow, no promises though.

by The X God Dosia February 11, 2018


The Cursed Creature

In the game minecraft, in hardcore mode it is hard mode but if you die you lost your world, and an elytra is a pair of wings that let you fly, So, A "Cursed Creature" is what a minecraft youtuber becomes when they eventually beat hardcore, they just fly around behind their elytra machines for the rest of the series until they die, they just fly around, building machines.

xX_s1a1in_Xx: you remember dantdm? when we started his hardcore series?
xX_h1tl3r_Xx: Yeah, he's the living example of The Cursed Creature now
xX_s1a1in_Xx: I just have to agree.

by xX_N0_PR1S0N3RS_Xx January 1, 2021


November 12th Curse

It is said that an ancient troll died on November 12th, hexing anyone born on that cursed day to never get a girlfriend or go through puberty.

Person A: Why am I so lonely? I do everything right.
Person B: It’s the November 12th curse dude, you’re cooked 💀

by wheezie5135 November 2, 2024


Masturbaitor's Curse

When you try to do something in quiet, and the volume or activity around you ONLY resumes the second you start.

God, i have gotten Masturbaitor's Curse so many damn times in the past minute, that it's almost insulting. Can't everyone else in the house just STOP MOVING?

by Hamm Mann May 29, 2023


The Bambi Curse

Anyone who comes out of Big Apple Academy in Brooklyn will always end up dirt poor or incredibly rich.

Joshua got The Bambi Curse and ended up declaring bankruptcy at the age of 25. Jonny also got the curse but he ended up becoming a successful dentist.

by TypeShitEnthusiast August 14, 2024


Kohli's curse

When you can look at something valuable to you, but can never touch it

Nibba 1: RCB never won the IPL trophy for 15 years.
Nibba 2: Yeah, it's Kohli's curse

by DwiteShroot April 17, 2023