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life is two dates and a dash

When you go on a date with a women and on the second date you get her pregnant so you make a run for it.

On my second date I got my girl pregnant so I moved to Canada.

life is two dates and a dash

by Dem guy January 29, 2019


Persian Dash

Term used when Persian Women bail on a Dutch first date.

went to the bathroom and 10 minutes later texts me to "meet her outside" shes nowhere in sight. Another victim of the Persian Dash.

by Cyclaptor August 14, 2021


Splash-N-Dash

When someone splashes shit all over the company toilet and then leaves it for someone else to clean up.

Someone did a splash-n-dash in the women's restroom this morning and now everyone has to use the toilets back in production.

by Dr Frank N Furter January 27, 2017


Flannel Dash

The situation that develops when a great deal of lint collects on your car's dash due to a lack of cleaning.

Dude, Armor All would take care of the serious flannel dash that you have in your car.

by burtstuart January 19, 2011


Dashing for riches

When you dash for money so you can buy a sex toy.

"Johnny was dashing for riches, and broke into a store for sex toys."

by PlotagonRocks March 16, 2021


Door dash

It hasn't gone out of business because the drivers are (at some level) eating the cost.

Hym "And the people ordering door dash are affluent enough to pay either way. They just tip less. Seriously, do you even talk to anyone who isn't a fucking YouTube vermin? How out of touch can a person be?"

by Hym Iam July 25, 2024


Max the dash

Going as fast as possible in your ride

"Last night when I was driving drunk home from the rave I decided to max the dash in my outback Subaru."

by Phifester October 16, 2008