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A man with untreated, very bad , venereal disease, his penis is full of holes like a whiffle ball
Bronco should of went to the doctor years ago, now he has whiffle dick
is a moustache-goatee combination, the two having to be linked together in order to give the appearance of the mouth being the bullseye, the actual target for the dick.
I saw the Rockies beat the Padres last night, and man I haven't seen such a vast array of dick targets since my last visit to the Castro district.
The biggest one in the swamp.
Instantly makes you so moist that you can't even handle it.
As soon as that slimy tentacle reaches your throat, you'll go into cardiac arrest from it's extreme length.
If you are looking for some good dick, ask Shrek.
"Have you had a dick appointment lately?"
"Yeah, it was Shrek's Dick!"
"HOLY SHIT! HOW ARE YOU NOT IN A WHEELCHAIR??"
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Rather yellow urine that resembles the soft drink Fanta, because one didn't drink enough liquid.
- "Dude, I'm bursting, I think I'll have a dick fanta."
- "Sure, down the hall to the left."
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The crusty smelly shit on an unwashed dick
His dick smelt like fucking sewer bruhhhh that man had a serious case of Dick Cheese!
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Intercourse. A synonym for laying the pipe, pounding her out, balling, tapping that ass, etc...
You know he's dicking down your sister, right?
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Similar to whiskey dick. It's when you are on a date with a girl and can't get it up because you spanked it all day while on the internet.
Friend: "How was your date with Suzy?" You: "Ah man, I had computer dick and couldn't get it up." Friend: "Are you fucking cereal? She's hot!"