dildo beans

bean shaped dildo's {i don't even know}

your mother uses dildo beans

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dildo sanchez

1.Term most commonly used by horny highschool guys that will never get laid. Most oftenly an exclamation of hard penetration or rapid intercourse. Used sometimes as a transative verb or a prepositional phrase in itself.
2.Alias used by a horny kid named Zack
3.Large black parts hammering an undersized component.

Justin:"Heh, bet that chick takes it hard."
Zack:"F*in Dildo Sanchez, grrruahrhehr."
Justin:"Shut up, fag."

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dildo breath

someone who has dildo breath. The person sucks dildos all day long. If you would like to know who dildo breath smells like go smell olivias breath

olivias breath

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dildo motherfuck

a way to greet those close and dear to yourself.

usually followed by "anus" or "mcfuck"

when phone rings..."ahhhh, dildo motherfuck mcfuck, how you doing?"

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dildo monger

a term in which someone says you should be hit in the face with a purple dildo and get it shoved in your butt

you stupid dildo monger,a lot of my friends

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dildo spike

A practical joke in which you throw your friend naked out of a second story window onto a dildo laced with pcp and fire ants.

Juans pretty drunk, i bet he would even be able to identify us in a felony case if we dildo spiked him!

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walrus dildo

the most satisfying dildo ever created

Google walrus dildo and click on google images. You'll thank me later.

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