Larkinson's Disease

Someone who has Larkinson's Disease is a compulsive talker, and has trouble staying quiet. Also, less often, someone who asks too many questions related to drugs.

John: "MAN, Joe just won't SHUT UP!"
Bob: "Yeah, I'm afraid he has Larkinson's Disease."

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zackley's disease

Pungent feet stench, that can drive away normal humans on a range of 15 meters, and allure carcass-eating beasts like vultures and hyeenas.

Firstly acknowledged in Pantera's video "Three - Watch it Go!", by Dimebag Darrel, Phd.

John Doe: "Whatta hell is that stench?"
Jane Doe: "It's your mother. She has zackley's disease. Die."

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Disease X

Where you are given Meth when first born and then you slowly become insane to where you are put in an asylum then you are killed before you murder anyone.

Don't go near him. He has Disease X and will harm you.

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Aaya's Disease

A disease that makes you a emo/vampire kid

Amethia has the Aaya's Disease

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Dickinson's Disease

another xbox related disease similar to Tuffy Tantrum, however the anger is often took out on a younger brother, sometimes being thrown down the stairs. The cause of this is often blamed on the controller but is always the user just being generally shit. the controller will sometimes be put down in protest.

A: His Dickinson's Disease is realy aciting up today
B: yea cos he is dump on fifabowl
A: He will get relegated

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Graves Disease

The syndrome that impairs one's judgement and makes one lose sight of friends and caring about them or ever having any desire to hang out with them.

Graves has Graves disease.

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Pumpers Disease

The act of "pumping" a girls head up and down while receiving oral sex.

Girl: "Stop, I can't breathe!"

Man: "Shutup bitch! I got pumpers disease!"

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