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Post-orgasmic Stress Disorder

The anxiety/stress felt after orgasm during the "coming down" period in which a person has lost the "high" achieved from their sexual activities and is starting to take in all of the shame from the deviant act they are performing.

Person A: Hey, what's wrong with Steve? He seemed psyched about hooking up with that tan chick last night?
Perosn B: It's post-orgasmic stress disorder. Turns out that chick was from Jersey - now he's fucked for life 'cause no matter what he says she's always gonna think he thinks she's the shit.

by GrizzlySt March 24, 2011

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Post Travis Scott Disorder

Post Travis Scott Disorder refers to a McDonald's employee who has taken a mental toll from hearing the insane number of orders for the "Travis Scott" burger. These victims often suffer and have no choice but to quit or endure the pain that is the endless orders from those playing Sicko Mode from their phone.

Yo, you work at McDonalds?
Yeah why?
How's your Post Travis Scott Disorder?
i want to die

by Jommithy September 28, 2020


Post-Failed Sex Disorder

PFSD-A Severe Anxiety Disorder that comes upon oneself after her or she fails to have successful sex with someone, PFSD tends to be more common in males than females due to ED.

Bob went through some extreme Post-Failed Sex disorder after failing to "Get it up" while attempting to have sex with his girlfriend.

by Nross June 8, 2011


OGD- Obsessive Gossiping Disorder

Not to be confused with the mental disorder, OCD, OGD is a lot less serious and more common among youth. Those suffering from OGD-- obsessive gossiping disorder-- can't help but gossip. They are the one's constantly subtweeting on twitter about their best friend's ex-boyfriend's cousin's drug dealer, and the like.

Maya: I'm so sorry, I didn't mean to tell you about that. Oh wait, maybe I did.
Brody: It's okay; it's not your fault you suffer from OGD- Obsessive Gossiping Disorder.

by kmac2017 April 1, 2015


Post Trumpmatic Stress Disorder

The time between November 3rd, 2020 and a TBD future date where Donald Trump's reckless Presidency will still rattle the majority of the country.

I couldn't believe that Biden's Thanksgiving speech of unity was real, I'm clearly suffering from Post Trumpmatic Stress Disorder.

by DJ Donkeypunch November 27, 2020


post traumatic text disorder

Typically, victims of textual harassment are most prone to suffer from post traumatic text disorder. Excessive strings of single-sentence or even single-word texts are the most common cause of PTTD. How uninteresting or irrelevant a text or string of texts are is positively correlated to their propensity to traumatize the receiver. Also, the earlier or later in the day these texts are sent, the more likely they are to increase the severity of PTTD symptoms. The signs and symptoms of PTTD are:

-having startled responses to text alerts
-ignoring all received texts due to fear and/fatigue caused by the individual textual harasser
-engaging excessively in activities prohibitive to phone use for the very purpose of avoiding texts

-googling how to block messages without blocking calls
-dreaming of traveling to the location of the textual harasser, smashing their phone, and leaving

Example:

Joe receives sports updates from his friend every single day as early as 6AM and as late as 1AM. Joe starts telling his friend that he's going to sleep earlier and earlier, hoping his friend will be courteous and not text. Joe's friend (the textual harasser) is not courteous and still texts. Joe silences his phone and begins to ignore all texts. Joe feels bad about lying, and instead of confronting his friend, he actually goes to bed when he says he's going to bed.

Joe starts to sleep 12 hours a day, develops bed sores, chronic back pain, and his marriage falls apart. Joe becomes the first person diagnosed with Post Traumatic Text Disorder.

by tim_triple_j September 27, 2015


Trump Traumatic Stress Disorder

A very severe mental disorder that has occurred to super Trump supporters after he lost the election. It is unclear at this time if it is curable or it is life long. There are countless number of people that are already showing signs of the symptoms of the disorder. Common symptoms are:

• Having flash back scenes of when news channels started showing projection of "Bidden has Won".

• Feeling that there was immense voter fraud in the 2020 Presidential Election even when there was none.

• Believing in Trump even after he leaves office.

• Believing that Trump is on his second term when Biden is in office.

• Screaming your head of in support for Trump, like an idiot, in front of an Board of Elections office.

Hurling abuses at every Democrat you meet.

*Somewhere in Arizona. *

Person 1: Why are those folks across the street outside of the Board of Elections office screaming count the vote? The election ended like a month ago, and all the votes have already been counted.

Person 2: Oh those poor folks. They are suffering from Trump Traumatic Stress Disorder, also known as TTSD.

Person 1: That indeed is sad.

by MST3K I like November 26, 2020