Inserting a human males penis where another human male peniss' has been. An inanimate object is the true definition. I.E.: a jar of Vasoline.
"Docking" but without one of the docks.
original reddit.com thread by CherrrryCola
subject A: "Oh man, I 'borrowed' my buddy's Vasoline jar and look what I saw!"
-picture of a Vasoline jar with a definitive "PAEYNESS" imprint in it.
(the actual "Ghost Docking" procedure is complete whence subject A inserts his PAEYNESS into/upon where his "buddies" man-tool once poked.) EEEWWWWWW!
Spot for all the smackhead to jump the metty. All the little radgies go for a bong.
(v) being or acting like a JACK ass or dick\cock, trying to be funny when you are not
That kid Shreeve is so annoying, he's just popping a dock.
When you dock with some guy and you go too far and park inside of his urethra. Penetration to the urethra.
Dustin: You pushed too hard and gave me an invasive docking!
When a man pushes his penis into another man’s urethra (like wearing the other dick like a glove).
Shannon: Chris! Did you here that Dustin got an Invasive Docking from Steven?
Chris: No way! I bet his dick is split like a hotdog in the microwave!!!
A gay man engaging in masturbation into a sock.
Can't get a boyfriend, try sock docking.
The art of transferring a brown log from one butthole to another while standing.
Hey, I heard that Brett and Ed initiated a reverse docking procedure when the bathroom was occupied.