Rural Dictionary

Dollar Tree Douchebag

n. A very irritating person.....usually a male found making passes at any female in any bar across the world. One who thinks his shit does not stink.

"Dude, that guy isn't just a douchebag, he's a Dollar Tree Douchebag. He's so cheap they wouldn't even sell him at Wal-Mart."

by Juan Montoya Lipschitz November 17, 2009

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(v.) Usually during a roadtrip or cross-country drive; This act first involves pulling over to the nearest convenience store, gas station, or rest area and purchasing a 1-liter bottle of drinking water or larger

Once the bottle of water has been obtained, the showerer then adjourns to the parking lot or nearest public restroom and upends the bottle over their head, preferably after stripping down to their underpants.

"Steve, this microbus has had a serious funk about it since some time after we passed the last state line."

"Sounds like it's time for a three dollar shower."

by the_leif October 10, 2011

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sand-dollar nips

Nipples with large areolas.

I saw Carissa's boobs last night, she has Sand-dollar nips.

by Krispen Wa March 12, 2016

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85 dollar me

v. To become confused in a financial transaction, ending up with 85 dollars less than you originally began with.

The pizza guy definitely 85 dollared me, officer. He told me it would be 10 bucks for the pizza. I asked him if he could break a hundred, and he said "sure." Then he mentioned something about a tax for apartments above the 5th floor, gas surcharge, long distance delivery fee, and a penalty for ordering more than 3 toppings on my pizza. The next thing I know, I'm only getting 15 bucks change and the guy's already in the elevator going downstairs.

by Flatley August 6, 2003

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