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The act of committing multiple, varying sexual acts on a coochie.
double double expressing multiple and dirty bubble referring to a vagina
Person 1: “What did he do that took so long”
Person 2: “He was going double double on the dirty bubble”
In standard internet debate, forum members argue in a logical manner between themselves until someone pulls a reductio ad Hitlerium, or the infamous race card. Exemplum Gratus: "Nigger". To which the only response is to magnify the race card to "Double Nigger".
A: Gun control should be advocated
B: I disagree gun control restricts our freedom
A: But if you look at the history, it shows...
B: Screw history, you know who else liked history?
A: Who?
B: Hitler, thats right.
A: Whatever Nigger
B: ..
B: ...
B: well... DOUBLE NIGGER
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When you miss a field goal by hitting the upright and then the crossbar.
Coined by NBC commentator Chris Collingsworth during 2019 wildcard playoff between Eagles and Bears.
C. Parkey (CHI) is the captain of double doink’s.
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A concept that permits and excuses certain behaviors and actions from one group but violently opposes the same actions from another.
For example.
A bitchy self serving controlling female who steps all over men and uses them for her own selfish benefits is considered a STRONG WOMAN.
But
A self serving controlling man who steps all over women and uses them for his own selfish benefits is considered a MALE CHAUVINIST PIG.
A black comedian whose entire act is poking fun at the way white people talk, walk, dress, dance, & act is a comic genius who gets rewarded millions a year and is catapulted into fame and stardom.
But
A white comedian who pokes fun at the way black people walk, talk, dress, and act is a racist pig who will get booed off the stage and his career is forever tarnished.
Woman: "I chose not to get married or have kids to pursue a career."
Feminist: "You go girl. So glad to see a fellow sister stand on her own two feet and maintain her independence and individuality and not submit herself to the oppressive patriarchy"
Woman: "Why thank you. I also heard that Eddie also decided not to get married or have kids to pursue his career".
Feminist: "What's wrong with him? Afraid of commitment? Too irresponsible to be a father? So shallow that he puts money and a career above having a family?"
Woman: (Thinking to herself) "Hmm isn't that a double standard?"
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someone who dips fries,nuggets, etc. in a sauce, takes a bite, and dips it in the sauce again.
Mark dipped the french fry in the ketchup, took a bite, and dipped it in again. YUCK!
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The event of having sex with one partner right after another.
Man, last night I had a double-header with a blonde hottie and her brunette ho biatch friend.
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1. n. An impressive football trick as perfected by the likes of David Ginola.
2. n. A painful wanking accident whereby an inexperienced masturbatrix loses rhythm, resulting in one downward stroke being immediately followed by another, thus causing severe one string banjo trauma.
Gary: "Did you hear about Alan?"
Pete: "No. Why, what's wrong?"
Gary: "I was told that by Ian that he is in hospital."
Pete: "Oh dear. Is everything okay?"
Gary: "Unfortunately not, no. A severe case of Double Dragback Ian said."
Pete: "Ouch!"
Gary: "I know. He should have been more careful!"
Pete: "..."
Gary: "..."
Pete: "Any football on?"
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