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The sideways peace sign made popular by Hollywood promoters, or douchebags.
Can consist of two double sideways peace signs, with at least one grey goose bottle in hand, and a blonde under each arm.
Yo, that promoter is totally throwing douche fingers in all his photos on facebook...what a douchebag!
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The extra fee charged by an escort/prostitute when a trick is a total douche.
"Seriously, my last John just cried about some old movie for twenty minutes; I had to charge him a douche tax."
"This fucking guy just wanted me to watch him jack off in the mirror, he paid the double douche tax."
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Typically a person who blatantly lies about the fantasypersonnel on his team in some lame attempt to gain status and acceptance.
In reality he is thought of as a fraud, liar, and general idiot.
Hey Joe, who are your running backs? "Adrian Peterson and Chris Johnson." Now you are thinking WTF? Hey Joe that's great pal, who are your receivers? "Andre Johnson and Larry Fitzgerald." Now you are thinking this guy is a liar. Finally, Hey Joe, who is your QB? "Drew Brees". Now you think...that's it, I'm done. This guy is a "Fantasy Douche."
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a filthy ignorant bag of douche, a person so stupid they don't even realize how much of a douche they really are. One who is gullible and will believe anything they are told just to be accepted. a complete idiot.
hey you sonic douche dude is a bot
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a total and complete asshole/douche bag who doesn't know how to treat a woman. He basically thinks he can "get it in" where and whenever he wants. He doesn't understand that he is the issue, and not the chick he is treating like crap. He believes his actions are justified. He may be cocky, arrogant, self-centered, and is definitely an opportunist.
That guy you dated was quite a loser douche, Michelle.
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That douche bag that goes to classes with a gallon jug of water or some other liquid. The need for this kind of hydration in a class that at most will be in session 3 hours, is excessive for any human being, even Michael Phelps.
"That guy brought a gallon of water to ENG 101? Really? What a Gallon Douche"
"Man, that guy looks like such a douche carrying that gallon of water across the quad. We should call him a Gallon Douche"
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A douche boob is a person who is not quite a douche bag, however, at the moment they deserve some kind of name calling. Douche rack for plural.
Tim: Whoa! He just spilled his drank all over her.
Adam: What a douche boob! HEY! YOU ARE A DOUCHE BOOB!
Tim: Ya, but he definitely is not a douche bag.
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