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1) When on is afflicted by the return of a douchebag thought gone for good.
2) Reduction in the total number of douchebags.
1) The speedfreak who used to hang out by the 7-11 got out of jail and has re-douched the community.
2) The population of Washington, D.C. has been re-douched considerably by the departure of the Bush political appointees.
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one who irritates the hell out of you; see also: asshole, dickwad, douche bag
dude, you're such a douche mongrel.
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Someone who flies the average level of doucheness to a whole new level at a ground breaking speed.
James:Hey Alex, how have you been?
Alex:I beat my dog this morning, and then I pre-ordered the new season of Jersey Shore. So far it has been a pretty productive day!
James:You are such a douche pilot.
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a total and complete asshole/douche bag who doesn't know how to treat a woman. He basically thinks he can "get it in" where and whenever he wants. He doesn't understand that he is the issue, and not the chick he is treating like crap. He believes his actions are justified. He may be cocky, arrogant, self-centered, and is definitely an opportunist.
That guy you dated was quite a loser douche, Michelle.
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a filthy ignorant bag of douche, a person so stupid they don't even realize how much of a douche they really are. One who is gullible and will believe anything they are told just to be accepted. a complete idiot.
hey you sonic douche dude is a bot
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That douche bag that goes to classes with a gallon jug of water or some other liquid. The need for this kind of hydration in a class that at most will be in session 3 hours, is excessive for any human being, even Michael Phelps.
"That guy brought a gallon of water to ENG 101? Really? What a Gallon Douche"
"Man, that guy looks like such a douche carrying that gallon of water across the quad. We should call him a Gallon Douche"
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A douche boob is a person who is not quite a douche bag, however, at the moment they deserve some kind of name calling. Douche rack for plural.
Tim: Whoa! He just spilled his drank all over her.
Adam: What a douche boob! HEY! YOU ARE A DOUCHE BOOB!
Tim: Ya, but he definitely is not a douche bag.
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