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A human-made depression formed in an area of snow as a result of intoxication. Similar to snow angel.
Kari: As I was walking home from The Dive, I noticed a few snow drunks along the bike path.
Chris: A sure sign of winter in Alaska!
A drinking game played with dice, a wall, and your friends(and hazards, like shot glasses, sink and they drink). The highest two rollers don't drink, the rest do. Doubles mean everyone besides the roller drinks twice and gets to roll again. If 2 doubles in a row- 4 drinks and so on. Players are referred to as asshole(s) and watchers are called bitch(es). Failing to do so results in drinking.
Add rules every round
That Drunk Dice game got me fucked up last night.
When an obvious douchebag gets incredible drunk and begins to break property, such as windows, doors, lamps, furniture, etc.
Joe got douchebag drunk last night and punched through the front door glass of the dorm lobby. The cops came and fined him big time.
Intoxication at the level that involves utlizing high speed internet to cruise Craigslist for whores.
Tommy snuck out the backdoor of the bar because he was craigslist drunk.
When you are drunk off you ass and what not!
Hey is it time to drive? NO 'CAUSE I AM SHITFACE DRUNK!
1. A jail cell where someone is held until they sober up. Usually you will have quite a few people in those kind of jail cells and the cell is filthy and disgusting, worse than any other holding cell in the jail.
1. That Dude ended up in the Drunk Tank and took a lickin' from some other drunk in there.
The designated drunk helps to occupy the police while his buddies drive away.
A cop was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible DUI violations. At closing time, he saw a fellow stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb and try his keys on five different cars before he found his. The man sat in the front seat fumbling around with his keys for several minutes.
Meanwhile, all the other patrons left the bar and drove off. Finally he started his engine and began to pull away. The cop was waiting for him. As soon as he pulled onto the street, the cop stopped him, read him his rights and administered the breathalyzer test to determine his blood-alcohol content.
The results showed a reading of 0.0.
The puzzled cop demanded to know how that could be. The driver replied, "Tonight I'm the designated drunk."