One eyed gut shovel

Fully raging erect broad headed vascular penis.
Note: Can be used heterosexually or homosexually

I want you to come over and sit on my “one eyed gut shovel”.

Googly eyed son-of-a-bitch.

A cross eyed individual who also has glasses, but has to be sore loser to be able to called a ‘Googly eyed son-of-a-bitch‘.

Person 1 (being cross eyed and has glasses on): “You, filthy f***ing animal!”

Person 2: “You, Googly eyed son-of-a-bitch.”

one eyed dwarf hamster

A very hairy penis, often confused with an actual dwarf hamster.

Travis has a one eyed dwarf hamster, it's so adorable.

one eyed toilet snake

Another word the appendage hanging from between your legs (if you are male}) and also the appendage from which the all-important, pee-storing balls hang from.

Hey Vanessa, I know you love snakes, so I thought you might want to take a look at my one eyed toilet snake.

one eyed milk snake

Male genetalia, a purple headed yogurt slinger, cock, jimmy, 3rd leg

Question: What is the most dangerous snake on the planet?
Answer: (At wich time you unleash it and flap it about) and reply in great enthusiasm the one eyed milk snake

10👍 5👎

one-eyed butt pirate

A gay man's penis. Can be used to insinuate that a straight man has homosexual tendencies.

Dude, I didn't want to see your one-eyed butt pirate!

10👍 5👎

Slay the one eyed dragon

Jacking off

It's Ash Wednesday, I can't slay the one eyed dragon for 46 days ~ Have a day ray

5👍 1👎