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When a cheap massage place jerks off a man for money at the end of their massage.
Man: hey let’s go get a message
Brad: why u cramped?
Man: nah I want that happy ever after
The way a boyfriend loves a girlfriend that allows him to explain that way he loves her the most to which she can’t refute.
Her: I love you
Him: I love your more
Her: I love you most
Him: I love morest mostest ever
The sexiest person alive. Biggest bunda to exist. Curviest person ever and will always make u happy. I love Niamh’s so much no matter how many times they doubt it. She has the whole package and will always be there for you when you need it. I want to spend the rest of my life with Niamh because I love her with all my heart
Boy :My gf is called Niamh
Other boy: damn she must be curvy af you are very lucky to have Niamh the best gf ever in your life
the best bestie friend bestie in the entire world is karlee. she is so cool and swaggy and poggers and hot and awesome and likes to ride horses. we stan her. i love you karlee. MWAH!!
oh, thats the best bestie ever Karlee!!
I dreamt I was a person in control of people and had magical powers to possess them like dolls. The guy I controlled ended up turning on me. It was creepy and spooky as fuck. I ended up getting in trouble and I got beat. The whole world seemed like a Dollhouse.
I also had even more disturbing dream before that one. I was in Canada at the border and talking to Canadians and they had completely lost their minds. So I had to blend in and pretend to be one of them so I wouldn’t be lynched.
I had the most disturbing dream ever last night