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Only slightly offensive but considered a light-hearted name for someone who doesn't deserve more harsher titles like F*cktard or F*ckwit. Can be used with good friends as a matter of course or as pet name for a colleague.
Playing snooker with a mate and he pots the deciding ball and wins the money..
"Ah damn it, nice pot though you F*ckstick."
At work...
"Come on, make the tea you F*uckstick."
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evan is super sweet and cute. you can talk to him about anything and everything. he will respect and cherish you, and like you and ONLY you. he's the cutest, hottest, most adorable human being on the planet and hes really funny. hes super tall and skinny but still perfect. he also has big hands that are perfect to hold and soft hair thats great to play with. hes a good person and has good manners. hes good with kids and your parents will definitely like him. hes known to play soccer and to be hecka good at it. if youre dating him, he will be committed to you and love you with all his heart. he will give you the best compliments at random times and make sure you know you mean something to him. he will include you in things and make sure you dont feel left out. he will talk about you in the sweetest ways. he gives the best hugs in the world. when youre wrapped up in his arms it feels like the safest place in the world where you feel loved and appreciated. hes really easy to talk to and if something is wrong or youre mad at him, he will not stop until the problem is fixed. hes just the best person ever and if youre dating evan, youre the luckiest person alive. oh and hes also a meme god and will send you the best memes.
example 1:
girl 1: wow that guy over there is just so cute and i heard hes really sweet
girl 2; yeah, it must be evan f
example 2:
girl 1: dang that guy is hot and i heard hes a meme god
girl 2: yeah, thats evan for ya
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Dan - ya wanna watch Jay Leno?
Ben - What?! F-hollywood! They look down on everybody!
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The type of played at Hollister and or Abercrombie and Fitch, consisting of techno beats and long haired pre-pubescent boys with tattoos and skinny jeans. 99% of the time by a band who has more than 10 syllables in their names
I was at my sister's 12 yearold's birthday party, and shit, all the played were A&F Music.
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Five Friends Fucking For Free
This is what you call five friends having an orgy. It’s also a code word for those who are poly and know each other.
Friend 1: “Man have you heard of the five f’s?”
Friend 2: “No, what’s that?”
Friend 1: “it’s ‘five friends fucking for free’, karen used to use say that when she came back from the funny farm”
Friend 2: “that’s fucking weird, man”
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Simlpe..
Friday Night Ass Fuck.
Yea, that bitch is my F NAF.
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Ford F-650 and F-750 Big truck fast
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