When a guy spends too much time with a girlfriend or female acquaintance for an extended period of time. Usually at the expense of the guy's other male friends who would rather be hanging out with him too.
Brian never goes out with us anymore because he is usually being face sat...
Glow-face- n the illuminated face when using a tablet, smart phone, in the dark.
The kids went to bed early tonight but they all had glow-face for 20 minutes.
When one ejaculates into another ones rectum followed by pull out maneuver which results in a cumshit on the recipients face or hands.
Last night I got totally "Marble Faced".
Did you hear the time Jenna "Marbled Face".
I got surprised "Marble Faced" last night.
funk face: is a face you pull when playing and listening to funk like you are the man/woman - think of the face you pull when you smell one of your own farts - ITS THE SAME FACE !!
"oooohhhhwwwweeeee that dude is lost in the music look at his funk face"
"look at that dude in the car with the windows up either he is rocking out to some funky shit or he has just dropped one and it smells good" !!
When some one goes to a dog fight, than goes home to take pictures of there face while they are naked.
Man my friend and i took "naked facing" to the next level last night...you seen my dog?
A Doorknob Face is someone who should be respected and bowed down to. It seems like an offensive name which makes Doorknob Faces so much more humble and godly.
“Jack is so humble! He must be a Doorknob Face!”