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A mating call mainly used by people of low intellect to attract breeding partners. Its origins are unknown but is said to be invented by a orangutan named Harithsa.
Zami: Yur face!
Mubarak: Yur face!
* starts mating *
When a guy spends too much time with a girlfriend or female acquaintance for an extended period of time. Usually at the expense of the guy's other male friends who would rather be hanging out with him too.
Brian never goes out with us anymore because he is usually being face sat...
funk face: is a face you pull when playing and listening to funk like you are the man/woman - think of the face you pull when you smell one of your own farts - ITS THE SAME FACE !!
"oooohhhhwwwweeeee that dude is lost in the music look at his funk face"
"look at that dude in the car with the windows up either he is rocking out to some funky shit or he has just dropped one and it smells good" !!
When some one goes to a dog fight, than goes home to take pictures of there face while they are naked.
Man my friend and i took "naked facing" to the next level last night...you seen my dog?
A Doorknob Face is someone who should be respected and bowed down to. It seems like an offensive name which makes Doorknob Faces so much more humble and godly.
“Jack is so humble! He must be a Doorknob Face!”
Oh such a wonderous thing, a cute smiling kitten face.
That baby cat has a wonderful baby kitten face
Accidental inebriation. If "to shart" is the act of intending to fart but accidentally shitting yourself, and "shit-faced" is the state of being intoxicated, then it follows that "shart-faced" would be a condition of drunkenness reached only by accidental or unintentional means.
Honey, we only went out for a couple of beers but Mel kept ordering these little shots of blue shit and the next thing you know we're all completely shart-faced.