Assisted Five

When a person is offered a high five and refuses to give it and a fellow person grabs said person's hand and gives the man offering a high five a high five.

High five?

Naw.

(man walks by and sees the struggle and grabs the man's hand and gives the high five )

Assisted Five! I'll take it

Five Hit

Another way of saying shit.

“Boys, be right back, I gotta go do a Five Hit”

Jimmy Five

A character of Monica and Friends made by Mauricio de Souza (in Brazil). He has dyslalia, so he often replaces R with W while talking (in english version)

Monica: Maggy, have you seen Jimmy Five??

hix five

a common high five, with a twist. the ultimate diss. before contact of the two hands there is an announcement of hix five. this can come in many forms

dude i just hix fived the crap out of him

Fifteen and Five

A warning given to a person at fifteen minutes, then five minutes, before you are due to do a task or go out.

Her: "We're going round my mum's soon".

Him: "Can you give me a fifteen and five?"

Her: "It's time to go out and you're not ready!"

Him: "You didn't give me a fifteen and five!"

Boss: "We've got a meeting later. Don't worry - I'll give you a fifteen and five."

tie five

A symbol of celebration, used to express excitement, when two participants in a game receive the same score or end result. Similar to a high five.

Jimmy and Joe both received 95% on the test and celebrated with a tie five.

The Five Commandments

From the First Church Of Satan (FCOS) Come The Five Commandments Of Satan (FCOS):

1) Thou shalt love thy neighbor's wife until her husband comes home from work early one day, catches you in bed with her & kicks your ass! 2) Thou shalt not covet what I have stolen from you because you shall never get it back! 3) Thou shalt not take my name in vein unless if you are using a syringe containing all of the letters of my name within it, but you must never share the needle! 4) Thou shalt not bow down before any other god but me or I will come up from behind you & get busy! 5) Thou shalt turn the other cheek until your neck twists around & breaks, your spinal chord rips in two and your head falls in your lap!

"I prefer the 42 Laws of Ma'at over the Ten Commandments and the Five Commandments of Satan."