Modesty Flap

An item of clothing or material that is worn over the female genetalia as a fashion piece or purely to protect the area from foreign matter.

"Hey Rose, I thought you looked different tonight - just realised it's because of your modesty flap!"

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Tuna Flap

The excess skin removed during Labia reduction surgery.

They used the Tuna Flap from Nicholes surgery for a skin graft on that burn victims hand. Now he has a permanent fistussy!!!

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Chinky Flaps

An unpleasant smelling vagina or a stinking fanny

" Ohh mate she had some right Chinky Flaps" - Proceed with waving hand across face while saying " Phwaaaaaaa" in a sterotypical chinese accent

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flap jacking

when lying naked on ones bed and jumping on to your stomach then to your back resembling flipping a flapjack

I was flap jacking so hard my bed broke!

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fat flaps

A fat person's "boobs" which are actually just a piece of skin filled with fat.

Fat person: Hahahah you have no boobs!
Skinny person: Neither do you! You have fat flaps!

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mud flap

A person whose usefulness barely extends past that of a tire shroud or bug deflector.

Can't you do any right? You're a mud flap! Now get me a beer!

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Mud Flap

During missionary position-sex with a woman, she farts on your balls.

I was having wicked sex with my girlfriend when she gave me a mud flap.

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