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-Filling someones ass full of sweet potatos.
-stomping there ass mashing the potatos.
-throwing them onto a table.
-then covering them in marshmellow fluff.
A man came up to me looking for a fight in my local produce section. I said he should turn around and walk away before i turned him into "grandma's secret recipe". He promptly ran away.
When A Grandma Is Sexually pleased by a grandson
Came For Cookies Ended with a moist grandma
ass. Usually elderly, full of sweet cream and other delightful flavours.
Chris: “i only like my grandma’s cheesecake”
Oscar: “yea everyone likes your grandma’s cheesecake,”
Hugh: “it’s the talk of the town”
A woman that spent all her time in a bar when her children were young and now they are bad parents and she had to raise the grandkids
The child in roon 2was brought in by his barstool grandma
What the girl you’re dating does
“Are Lydia and Kaylee dating?”
Lydia: “bitch doin Coke at my grandma’s in my dreams”
smoked for 40 years, the majority of her life. later, after quitting, she sadly passed away due to lung cancer.
you should quit smoking sooner than emme's grandma did.