The lady who gives you twenties in your card on your birthday
My Grandma only gave me a ten this year!
the hottest woman alive, I'm so lucky to have her in my life she's the best girlfriend I could ever ask for.
"You wanna go back to the bedroom Grandma?"
The one person that can cook in the family.
Cousin 1: this food is amazing!
Cousin 2: it was probably made by grandma.
The only person on Earth you can rely on actually having cookies in a cookie tin
1: Wow, your grandma is really cool
2: Yeah, she da real MVP
The person in your life that gives you free money and smells like shit then u have to deal with her dying like 15 years into your life, your grandma is dead kid stay mad🤩
My Grandma Just Sucked me off