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A Bad Or Cheesy Joke. A Laurence Joke Is Never Funny And Are Random And Awkward.
Friend 1: What Do You Call A Cow With No Legs
Friend 2: I Dont Know What?
Friend 1: Ground Beef
Friend 2: Cmon That Was A Laurence Joke
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A joke-off is when someone in a group of friends, a party, or the office tells a joke, normally a very lame one. Then, someone else counters with another joke. Then, the first person replies with another joke. Ad infinium...
During these proceeds, another person may interject with a joke. At this point, it becomes a joke free-for-all. Normal, sane people are advised to flee the vicinity as quickly as possible.
It is also quite possible that the level of taste and decency in the jokes tumbles very soon after the first one is told.
Person 1: Hey, listen to this: Why did the chicken cross the road...
Person 2: I know one - There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman...
Person 1: That reminds me of another joke: How many people does it take to change a lightbulb...
Person 3: Hey, I've got one! There was this blonde woman...
Everybody else: Nooo! It's a Joke-off!! SHUTUP! SHUTUP! SHUTUP! SHUTUP! SHUTUP! SHUTUP! SHUTUP! SHUTUP! SHUTUP! SHUTUP! SHUTUP! SHUTUP! SHUTUP! SHUTUP! SHUTUP! SHUTUP! SHUTUP! SHUTUP! SHUTUP! SHUTUP!!!!!!
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adj.
1. A female who flaunts her stuff or her "candy" like she is the shit but by the end of the night she IS a "joke."
2. A female who usually presents with fake breasts, large hair, designer shit, and usually wears inappropriate high heals.
3. A female who is way overrated.
-"That broad is such a candy joke. Her body is a 10 but her bedroom skills are a 0."
-"I wouldn't waste a rubber on that candy joke."
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NOUN: Something for stupid people to post as their Facebook status, that they think is hilarious but truly sucks camel diyuk; sometimes followed by (U wudnt kno) or (INSIDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
That is stupid..it's-it's..and inside joke stupid.
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An amos joke that is not funny what so ever. A host is needed with a few people to ignore the joke. No one is harmed, an example of commensalism.
John: Guys who the hell would wanna be a truck driver? All they do is drive eat and jackoff.
Hyun: What the fuck that was an amos joke.
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Joke starring allegedly dumb Texas A & M types. Cf. Polish joke, Newfie jokes in Canada (see Newfie left; Portuguese jokes in Brazil.
Lookit that hound lick his balls! Ah wish Ah could do that!
Go ahead! He don't bite!
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