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A person who sticks his penis in a person's eye.
You remember that one eyed chick? She loved to be skull fucked.
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When you knock your bong water over with your sisters dildo.
"Awww you stupid mother fucker!!!"
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One who is extremely bored that they place a tube sock upon their penis and continualy thrust back and fourth until climax has been reached!
"terry was so bored that he pick up his grandfathers tube sock and had a field day! What a sock fucker!"
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Someone, who either while high, drunk, or occasionaly sober, wishes to have sex with a penguin.
Devon is such a penguin fucker, did you see what he did to that plushie?
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A condition that occurs when a light athlete is passed in a triathlon by an competitor in the Clydesdale (>200 lb male) or Athena (>140 lb female) class.
"Dude, I've been starving myself down to 4% body fat to get fast, and some fat fucker just dropped me like a bad habit on the bike leg."
or
"Bob got fat fuckered at least 15 times in the Sprit of Racine triathlon."
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A “cowboy” who tucks his jeans into his boots, therefore when he is butt fucking the goat it can not get away.
Dude look at that goat fucker over there with is jeans tucked in.
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is a person that fucks cocks for living
that john guy is a total cock fucker
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