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THE ACT OF ONESELF VIGOROUSLY MASTURBATING WHILST DOOM SCROLLING REDDIT.
DOOM GOONING is defined as the action of oneself Doom scrolling through explicit pornographic reddit posts (Typically r/titties) Whilst vigorously beating thy meat in an animalistic fashion to achieve a heavenly orgasm.
someone who is a goon or also defined as "not real"
person 1: bro that kid in my class is such a goon nugget
A goon that cleans toilet pans for a living
c cleaner goon is scrubbing the toilet cleaner again
Pornographic animations. They're often watched on a PSP or 3DS, but can be viewed on many other devices.
Yo, man! Put on the goon toons, not that Cocomelon or Skibidi Toilet shit!
Psycho-Gooning is a variant of gooning, where beforehand you overdose on anti-depressants to forcibly induce a schizophrenic meltdown.
You might be physically and mentally prepared to bring yourself to the peak of your drugged euphoria, but imagine starting your Psycho-Gooning session and seeing your sleep paralysis demon watching you in the closet. There are two outcomes here:
1. They gaze in horror as you bust the craziest nut in your LIFE.
2. They join you in your quest to make your hand bond to your meat via a friction weld.
A Vape Goon is a person who loves to Vape and trying to make Vape Clouds identical to the ones in the sky. They always have anew Mod to show their sick Vape Tricks and always be juicin their mod. They are the president of Vape Nation and just have an oral fixation with the mouth piece of a Vape. This type of person is always seen vaping anywhere they can legally.
Danica: check out my new vape Scott! Watch my sick O's I've been working on for 7 months now.... Hold on let me get my juice so I can make Mad Clouds and do a sick french inhale for you!
Scott: Damn girl you're such a Vape Goon
Danica: But did you see my clouds Scott??