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when someone can't drive slow
i got three speeding tickets last week, i think i have a heavy foot syndrome
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Heavy from the hit game a team fortress 2 at Xbox 360 live gaming is a term for a group of people that are the most lonely mfs that are named, Dembix,France’d,Froel,Mautun, and the worst of all, bowser
Wow man, he gets no bitches, he must be apart of Heavy TF2 at Xbox Live
1. A regular penguin kiss (touching one's nose briefly with someone elses) combined with head-banging. This results in the "Heavy Metal Penguin Kiss".
Holy shit, that heavy metal penguin kiss was fucking insane!
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To describe a girl who is a bbw with plenty of love handles and curves.
Dawn used to be slim but since she had that baby she turned into a Big Money Heavy Weight...lol
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The Heavy walks up to the camera and places Minigun on a cardboard box and sits down in a chair
Heavy: "I am Heavy Weapons Guy...and this grabs Minigun is my weapon. lays both hands covetously on Minigun She weighs one hundred fifty kilograms and fires two hundred dollar, custom-tooled cartridges at ten thousand rounds per minute. looks intently at viewer It costs four hundred thousand dollars to fire this weapon...for twelve seconds."
Heavy: Laughs
Heavy: Checks the barrel of his Minigun "Oh my God, who touched Sascha? Alright...Who touched my gun!?"
Heavy: "Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe, sniff maybe. I have yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet."
Heavy: Holds up cartridge to the camera as you hear the sound of the Minigun revving up
Heavy devastates the enemies with his Minigun on Dustbowl Stage 1 Cap 1
Team Fortress 2 Theme plays
Heavy: "Waaaaahhhhh! Uwaaaaaaah! Ahahahahaha! Cry some more!"
Heavy: "Heheh, cry some more."
Team Fortress 2 ending flourish music plays
The Heavy walks up to the camera and places Minigun on a cardboard box and sits down in a chair
Heavy: "I am Heavy Weapons Guy...and this grabs Minigun is my weapon. lays both hands covetously on Minigun She weighs one hundred fifty kilograms and fires two hundred dollar, custom-tooled cartridges at ten thousand rounds per minute. looks intently at viewer It costs four hundred thousand dollars to fire this weapon...for twelve seconds."
Heavy: Laughs
Heavy: Checks the barrel of his Minigun "Oh my God, who touched Sascha? Alright...Who touched my gun!?"
Heavy: "Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe, sniff maybe. I have yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet."
Heavy: Holds up cartridge to the camera as you hear the sound of the Minigun revving up
Heavy devastates the enemies with his Minigun on Dustbowl Stage 1 Cap 1
Team Fortress 2 Theme plays
Heavy: "Waaaaahhhhh! Uwaaaaaaah! Ahahahahaha! Cry some more!"
Heavy: "Heheh, cry some more."
Team Fortress 2 ending flourish music plays
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What someone says about Green Day when they don’t like it.
Guy 2: Green Day is My favorite rock band.
Guy 1: It’s not rock! It’s pop with heavy guitars!