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Painting helmets means a person who loves to eat cum. Paint that helmet. Don’t stop you cum-guzzler!
The Canadian battle helmet is even more sought after than the Canadian belt buckle. It requires greater overall penis length, and fantastic fortitude.
Whereas the Canadian belt buckle requires simply exposing ones testicles (beautiful ones only), the Canadian battle helmet requires much more. To perform this, a males must takes his penis, wrap it around beneath his testicles and have it then drape over on top of the scrotum. This will now resemble a Trojan war helmet: the penis representing the nose guard, and the testicles the eye holes. To be truly successful, a man must use a “male landing strip” of pubic hair, more commonly known as a “genital Carlton”. I have NOT accomplished this task with the genital Carlton.
He totally showed her the Canadian battle helmet! Didn’t know he shaved like that!
Someone who cant help thinking about the (bell-end) of a (penis).
Person 1 - "Omg i just cant stop thinking about touching the (tip)"
Person 2 replies- " You definately have (helmetitis)"
The name Hannah Baker in the original Netflix series "13 Reasons Why" gives Clay Jenson
"Clay. helmet... your name does not belong on this list.
One who is awful at video games, and whose gene pool should never be mated with.
God, that Kai'sa is such a helmet. That person shouldn't be allowed to reproduce.