lol y am i here

Idk dude. I also don't know why I defined this.

Some guy in a chat: lol y am I here

Other dude in a chat: pft idk

we out here trynna function

tow or more people who are some where trying to start or join a party.

origination: the east bay area

we out here trynna function

im trynna function

you trynna function

me and my potnas out here trynna function

me and my niggas are going to the function

I'm having a function if you wanna come

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Shar (Last name here)

A kid that goes to Leland High. Sucks up a lot. Bites off of people.

Shar is in my class.

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well im not here to fuck spiders

used in a super obvious question as a reply that involves why your here.

your at a pizza place and the guy asks

pizza guy: are you here to buy some pizza
you: well im not here to fuck spiders

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you can't get there from here

1. The place is remote and the route is hard to describe

2. the problem cannot be solved.

I'll say you can't get there from here. Let's just leave it at that.

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okey dokey, here we go

What one says before performing cunnilingus on their main squeeze, preferably in a Lecter-esque tone of voice.

If you need an example, you're nowhere near smooth enough to pull this off successfully. Get a job.

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Houston, we've had a problem here

Originally a genuine report of a life-threatening fault. Now used humorously to report any kind of problem.

John Swigert, Jr. and James Lovell who, with Fred Haise Jr., made up the crew of the US's Apollo 13 moon flight used (almost) this phrase to report a major technical problem back to their Houston base.

Swigert: 'Okay, Houston, we've had a problem here.'
Duke: 'This is Houston. Say again please.'
Lovell: 'Houston, we've had a problem. We've had a main B bus undervolt.'

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