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A Hump Blaster is defined as when one person has diarrhea, they place a small hole into their partner's scalp, then release their bowels blasting it into the hole created with a high pressure stream of shit. This forces the skin of the scalp to raise creating the appearance of a large hump that will draw attention.
Dude 1 : Whats wrong with your head?
Dude 2: The boss gave me a Houston Hump Blaster this morning.
A camp term, it refers to lifting and carrying two person bunks on your back. In order to do so you must tip the cot and balance it one your back. Then your carry it to a. another site. or b. the designated cot area.
On tent crews we were humping a two boy
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to spend time in a wasteful, unproductive manner.
Stop humping your toes and mow the fucking lawn!!!!
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ex. guy 1: "Hey man I just finished my three day hump"
guy 2: "Oh, you finally quit smoking?"
guy 1: "lol what?"
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A woman who is so fat that when you are getting it on with her you only have to hump her once. Her fat keeps her jiggling for long enough to make it seem like you are still fucking
Man, last night I was with a one hump pump. I left after one hump and she was still shaking when I left 4 hours later!
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Pretend to be in love in order to fuck a chick, and then dump her right away! Don't TELL her, just DISAPPEAR!
A person who DOES the hump-n-dump is called "Humpty Dumpty".
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When two people go on a date on a Wednesday, also known as "hump day," there is an expectation of sex or some sexual act.
When is your date?
Wednesday.
Haven't you only been out a few times?
Yeah, but we really like each other so it's time for a hump day date.
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