You're up my crack

To have someone getting into your business.

You're up my crack

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Whatever Sucks You're Dick

Said to someone when they have an expressed an opinion.

Person 1: Hey man have you tried that buffalo chicken?
Person 2: Yeah but I'm more of a Parmesan guy.
Person1: Hey, Whatever Sucks You're Dick.

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these aren't the droids you're looking for

response given when someone is obvioulsy confused or completely 180 degrees from accepted fact/reality; can also be used to keep one's ego in check

Jim: Dude, that hot chick walking over here is checking me out hard!
Steve: Um, these aren't the droids you're looking for. That's my girlfriend, dude. She just came to drop off my car keys. Move along!

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“Gracie, you're a stinky bitch”

This is what angel yells when i kill him in paintball

Angel: *kills graciee “graciee youre a stinky bitch”

Graciee: *kills angel “graciee, FUCK YOU”

“Gracie, you're a stinky bitch”

you're entitled to your opinion

Shorthand for "I think you're a stupid fucking bottom feeding waste of oxygen for saying this. Seriously, how do you get yourself dressed in the morning without hurting yourself? People like you should be aborted to save the gene pool. You make me sick and I hope you and your children die from horrific torture and rape."

Person A: You know, I don't agree with what Trump's doing, but he has said some good things about getting China involved with North Korea.
Person B: Well, you're entitled to your opinion.

you're money is no good here

as you, a mexican or middle eastern man, are buying groceries and the owner refuses to sell to you.

owner: "no, no, no f*ck off you're money is no good here"
you: :(

you're phone is blowing up

You have at least one notification.

You're phone is blowing up with contacts.