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A person who feeds off the anger of others as he enrages them over the internet.
Player 1:Ahh man i can't believe this they must be hackers!
Internet Troll:YOUMADBRO?
Player 1: Crys to himself
Troll: GROWS
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See shit. Only function in life to be used to Download a new Browser & OS.
"I have to go take an IE."
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Someone on the internet, boy or girl, that believes that nothing is funny unless it's completely family friendly(Nickelodeon), and will often shake his/her finger at anyone who laughs at some crude humor over the internet. They can easily be found on YouTube, or other video sharing sites.
Person #1: LMAO! nice job dude! I laughed so hard when he started crying!
Internet Mom: Your such a bully! This is not funny at all, and if you๏ปฟ think this is, shame on you!
Person #2: Jeeze, thanks for being an Internet Mom. -_-"
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Internet boobs are boobs that are so breathtaking that you would find them on a porn site. Of course it is difficult to find someone with internet boobs in real life, which is what makes it all the more special. Note that they are not enormous boobs but boobs that take all the necessities like proportion into account.
"Holy shit, did you see her?" (stunned silence) "I just did." "That was the chest of a goddess." "Indeed. Internet boobs."
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1. a browser based on ancient techbology
2. aside from downloading {firefox} the only thing it's good for is testing webpages
1. when was the last time they updated IE? the 30s?
2. I have to make sure my webpages work in IE because there are alot of idiots
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Internet Rot is when internet searches result in outdated and old information and pages.
Internet Rot examples on Urban Dictionary:
Obamanation: A complete desolation that will cover the United States should our nation be stupid enough to elect Barack Obama as our president.
George W. Bush: He's our current president.
As you can see, these definitions are outdated, and therefore are Internet Rot.
Another example of Internet Rot: Googling for 'make Firefox faster' mostly comes up with articles from 2004 regarding Firefox 1.0.
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The distance that occurs when surfing the internet from your source to destination, and/or distance taken for a packet of data to travel from source to destination.
Person 1: he was one of the major people on a torrent site I think, he lived nearby
Person 2: That's for copyright infringement, where you can only be done for distributing and not for receiving.
Person 1: yeah I know, but it still bothers you when the police raid happens 50 yards from your door
Person 2: That as it may be; but in internet miles it was probably 50,000
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Person 1: I was so bored at work today; I must've travelled hundreds of internet miles!
or
Person 1: I had to traverse thousands of internet miles to find that hardware driver
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