End-of-Semester Depression

That period of time around the last couple weeks of classes and during exam week where you feel so overloaded and stressed that you would rather lay in bed with cookie dough ice cream and watch Family Guy than do anything productive. This is a very dangerous condition that may result in severe loss of motivation, feelings of helplessness, poor diet, weight gain, exhaustion, and the end of the world.

"Hey, girl, are you excited for the end of classes?"

"Bitch, please, I am going through some severe End-of-Semester Depression. There is no way I can get all of my shit done."

end me now

I want to die

End me now daddy

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End-stage Googleheimer's

The condition in which you totally forget that you can Google anything you want to know, and you actually e-mail/IM/call a friend to ask for the information you want.

Wow, not only am I completely out of it, I've also got end-stage Googleheimer's. I actually forwarded yesterday's Googleheimer's definition (a BIG thumbs up) to my friends and asked if btw anyone knew what the "420 community" is. Did I ever feel foolish when they replied. I could have saved myself a lot of embarrassment if I'd just remembered to Google '420'.

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The Receiving End of Sirens

Often times shortened to TREOS. I invented a new word for them Genreless, this groups influence ranges from Post-Hardcore to New Wave/Goth Rock and from Electronica to Metal they pull from so many directions that if you do not like them you do not like music.You get the feeling that they play with their music rather than just playing music. Their line up Keyboard/vocals,rhythm guitar/vocals,Bass guitar/vocals,drums and lead guitar .Yes three fucking vocalist and it works for some reason?? Experimental and somewhat pretentious at times you can't help but listen to each track over and over because their lyrics are pretty heavy, they were pretty short lived they released their self titled EP in 2004 and then their best work between the heart and the synapse in 2005 and their final album in 2007 the earth sings mi fa mi. Their are some rumblings every now and then of a reunion but I say waiting for another TREOs release is like waiting for Evil Dead 4...

Guy 1: Man Nickleback's music is so heartfelt and amazingly deep!!!

Guy 2: You need to checkout The Receiving End Of Sirens and broaden your horizons before you completely de-volve....

Stage Directions: Guy 1 hands CD to Neanderthal and walks away... Guy 2 looks puzzled begins chewing on CD.

Smoke at both ends

An insult with no apparent meaning

Coby: Josh you smoke at both ends.

Josh: What the fuck does that mean?

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bell end

Tip of the male penis.
Your butt.

"Please touch my bell end girl."

"does she take it in the bell end?"

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shit end of the stick

1. Chronic misfortune, or constant back luck

2. Having the worst possible outcome in a given situation

Joe constantly gets the shit end of the stick. He always has bad luck.

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