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What an anxious/impatient youngster would logically want to know in instances when his parent promises a certain action/food/relief/entertainment "in two shakes of a lamb's tail".
Cranky child: "Are we there yet?!"
Parent driving (cheerfully): "Oh, no worries --- we'll be there in two shakes of a lamb's tail!"
Cranky child: "But how often does the lamb shake its tail?! Oh, sure --- a NORMAL AND ALERT lamb probably "flutters its little stumpy thing" quite regularly, but if the lamb is asleep or not feeling chipper, its behind-flipper might not move much at all, and so it might take HOURS for it to jiggle even ONCE, let alone TWICE!"
The John Doe also knows as Johnathan Doesive was the boy that lost to Luisangel Tapia in chess to the Jeck-Mate. The John Doe made a life changing bet with Luisangel Tapia, the bet stated that if The John Doe won Luisangel Tapia would grant The John Doe three wishes, but if Luisangel Tapia won The John Doe would become Luisangel Tapia's minion for his entire life with the ability to duplicate The John Doe one billion times per epoch. The John Doe lost the chess match and became Luisangel's Minion.
"The John Doe is such a little baby bitch"
"For real though, how he gonna lose to Luisangel Tapia in chess"
when you get so high that you mentally become an animal, in specific a deer. The experience includes phantom deer extremities and mannerisms. Is most often done with drugs but can be achieved without.
“Alice’s brain is so mush, she’s gone Doe Mode!”
"True Ish (shit) Doe doe " Phrase used by tools.
Person A: "hahahha, dude your so funny."
Person B: "*You're."
Person C: "Oh trish doe!"
Does she do porn? Typically used at girls, regardless of age. Discret way of asking if the girl does porn.
Jeremy: "Damn she fine", Joe: "Does she?", Jeremy: "Yeah (link)", Joe: "Thanks buddy -clicks link".