we're gonna party like its 1999

1999 was a huge new year celebration due to the end of the 1900's. It consisted of crazy partys that will live on forever.

John: "what are we going to do tonight?"
Mike: "we're gonna party like its 1999"
John: "aye dude sounds good man"

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like trying to pick up a turd by its clean end

The act, or attempt of trying to accomplish an impossible task.

Laying her and her sister at the same time is like trying to pick up a turd by its clean end...it just ain't happening!

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its all fun and games til someone loses a bollock

Basically applied to any retard who does some Jackass or Dirty Sanchez stuff, and usually, the mature person like a parent or police officer or care worker etc will say it.

"Officer, i was only doing a grind on that rusty fence with a rickety skateboard near that used needle heap because it was funny.
"Yeah, Well its all fun and games til someone loses a bollock."

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You know your head...? Yeah its mutt!

umm just a phrase saying your head is mutt..

oi tibbsy... You know your head...? Yeah its mutt!

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it rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hoes again

that creepy thing buffalo bill would say in the movie the silence of the lambs when he wanted those girls to rub lotion on them selves

guy 1: hey phil it rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hoes again.
phil: dude stop you know buffalo bill killed my mom

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Don't judge a book by its cover

A very viral challenge where you pretended to do something and basically say sike, I'm not. It's honelsty very stupid.

*pretends to Cut hair*

Wait. Did you really think I was going to cut my hair?

Well, your wrong.

Don't judge a book by its cover.

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The waffle house has found its new host

The waffle house has found its new host

The waffle house has found its new host

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