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The phrase women use when they want to hear your heart actually break.
Often said after weeks of cock teasing.
For maximum effect, normally said when you think you are just about to get in her knickers but she is just about to walk out and get in a taxi with some better looking, fitter, richer guy, infront of all of you work mates.
"Oh I am sorry. I didn't realise you felt that way. You know we could never be anything more than colleagues. Lets just be friends"
*dull snap*
"oh?"
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What a person (usually a women) says to someone who has revealed their romantic interest to them.
A somewhat passive aggressive way of rejecting someone.
Let's just be friends okay? I still want to talk and hang out with you every once and a while - (Keep you around just in case all other options fail) But I'm just not interested in you that way.
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Just Friends phrase - I don't just want you to mourn the loss; I want to remind you of it every day. I want you to suffer. I want you to envy. I want you to die slowly, a bit at a time. And I want you to smile and thank me for it.
Girl: Let's just be friends.
Guy: O.k. I'll still hang out with you, I guess. Hopefully, I'll eventually be able to win you over from those assholes and you'll realize that I'm the one for you.
Girl: Nope. I love being treated like shit. Later.
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A blade of euphoria strikes you like a bolt of lighting after you continuously try to reload that meat gun and it finally explodes with the amount of shots equivalent to the amount of reloads you made.
I don't know how this works if you're a lady. Even more clueless if you're a transexual.
The movie theater darkens. You came to enjoy the cinematic adventure and the floor is sticky. You're hating your life --- until someone behind you says, "I just came."
Now you feel dirty too.
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All of January just let it all!
Yo guys let it out it’s just jizz January
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Meaning: Just put in 42 hours and get it done. A response given as a solution to dilemma that is not easily solved, but can be resolved with persistence.
Eric: This girl isn't gonna give it up easy.
Jeff: Just put in 42.
Eric: What?
Jeff: Just put in 42 consistent hours of trying to get in her pants and you'll be swimming in it.
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Response when your motive for saying something is questioned and you a) had no motive or b) do not want to reveal your motive.
a.)
"I like monkeys."
"Huh?"
"I'm just sayin'"
b.)
"John's coming to the party tonight."
"I don't care. I'm not really interested in him anymore."
"I'm just sayin'"
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