Keep fucking that chicken

A reference to a joke about a man going to a whorehouse.

Shortened version: A man goes into a whorehouse and says he's jaded and wants something completely different, so he's told to go into a room where he sees a chicken. He says, "What am I supposed to do with that?" He's told, "You're supposed to fuck it!" So he shrugs, takes his clothes off, and starts chasing the chicken around the room, but after 20 minutes, clawed, pecked and bleeding, he gives up. He walks out of the room and down the hall, where he sees a group of people looking through a window at a woman having sex with a donkey. "That's disgusting," he says. "That's nothing," one of the men says. "A few minutes ago there was a guy trying to fuck a chicken!"

Thus the phrase, "Keep fucking that chicken."

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keep this shit tight

When your man adjusts his junk before he puts on the tighty whiteys. It’s sexy as hell. I’m a big fan.

What’re you doin’ there?

Ima keep this Shit tight for you babe.

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keep the key up

Keep your head up and don't give up on someone if they're rich. They can change for you if they really love you.

"I told her keep the key up"

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keep up with the kardashians

Trimming, waxing, threading, or shaving your yoohoo.
Basically tending to it in whatever way.

Keeping up shop, if you will.

I need to go home and keep up with the kardashians.

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keep your head on a swivel

To be alert, or just be watching around you

Guy1: Cops is lurking, keep your head on a swivel
Guy2: Aight g, you too

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Keep your stick on the ice

The most basic and important piece of advice in hockey (and maybe even in life).

Also possibly the most repeated advice from coaches, often screamed in frustration when some knob misses an easy tip into a wide open net because his/her stick is nowhere near the ice, or the goalie lets in a soft five-hole goal for the same reason.

The meaning is twofold:

First, be ready for anything. Hockey is fast and the difference in a one-goal game could be the result of your stick placement (applies to everyone, goalies included).

Second, chill out; keep it simple. It can be easy to over-complicate things and to try too hard when you get into a slump. Don’t over-think it; just keep your stick on the ice and things will work themselves out.

1.
Phil Kessel: I haven’t scored a goal in like 52 games. I’m never gonna get out of this slump.

Ryan Smyth: Dude, you’re probably right, but don’t over-complicate things… Just keep your stick on the ice.

2.
Red Green: On behalf of myself and Harold and the whole gang up here at Possum Lodge, keep your stick on the ice.

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keep my cheeks dry

Don't cry

You know I'd like to keep my cheeks dry today
So stay with me and I'll have it made

-No Rain / Blind Melon

That means he's done of being hurt.