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An individual who excels in displaying continual levels of annoying and idiotic behavior.
Dave: 'Did you see that Ben took credit for the reports you spent the whole weekend doing?'
James: 'Yeah, what an ocean-going knob'
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when a girl is so easy all u have to do is ask and you and your friends can get some action from her every other day
she is like a door knob everyone gets a turn
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Suck my dick. First-person slang for give a blowjob
And slob my knob my girl did, causing me to bust a full load into her mouth.
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A hideous peg-legged woman who lives under a bridge in the middle of the woods, serving as toll booth attendant for aforementioned bridge. The only allowable method of payment is to allow her to gobble your knob. Much like a crack head in Compton approaches a pusher or trapstar offering fellatio in exchange for crack, the traveler must allow the hobbling knob gobbler to gobble their knob in order to cross the bridge.
I was walking through the woods when i copped some dome from a hobbling knob gobbler.
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The insertion of a hand into an anus, forming a fist, and wrenching in a back-and-forth motion similar to the act of turning a doorknob.
A. "Grandpa gave me a Duluth door knob last night!"
B. "My butthole hurts this morning" "Did she give you a Duluth door knob?"
C. "You have to start with a finger or two, you can't jump right into gettin Duluth door knobs!"
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(participial phrase) the sexual act of grabbing and twisting the head of the penis upon male orgasm in an attempt to increase seminal velocity (and make a cool spiral); the partner performing this act must make a squeaky sound as if a door knob was being tightened
Male 1: My girl was tightening the door knob last night.
Male 2: What?
Male 1: She twisted the head of my penis when I came and I let fly a mighty ejaculate.
Male 2: Does it burn?
Male 1: Yea, but it was worth it. And she's blind now.
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Rubbing of the knuckles hard against the skull to cause moderate pain. Usually the head is held stable with the weaker arm. see also Nuggie.
If you dont shut up I'll scob your knob.
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